Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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