I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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