Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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