I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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