I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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