You're completely useless in the revolution.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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