hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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