I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
