this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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