She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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