If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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