is your mom at the bar?
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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