it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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