This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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