ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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