I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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