Dual....:-)
We're like a lot better than the average bears
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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