i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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