Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
