you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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