So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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