i already hear my dad disowning me
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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