in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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