You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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