yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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