White coat. Heels.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"