Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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