That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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