it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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