i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
