I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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