Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
The power of my boobs compel you
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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