Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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