i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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