Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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