plz talk dirty to me
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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