So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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