You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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