It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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