he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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