In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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