we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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