please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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