chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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