Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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