I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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