My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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