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Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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