Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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