so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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