dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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