sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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