if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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