he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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