Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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