Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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