YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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