I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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