Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize