ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Never underestimate the power of titties
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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